Joe the Answerer – Here is where to ask your question
Conundrums, puzzles, romantic problems, issues of etiquette – don’t struggle, why not just ask Joe? After all, he already knows what is good for you. Trust him – in the penitentiary of life, he is a trustee. Just write your question in the reply box. (Yes, yes I know there is a deep philosophical issue about your question being a reply, but lets move along shall we, your mate does not have all day.)
Every question will be answered.* Promise.