This morning while washing myself in the shower, I discovered a penis in my nether regions. At first I thought it may have been left behind by some visitor, but on closer examination I see that it is attached. I find it hard to believe that I hadn’t noticed this before. What do you think?
I actually thought a lot of things. Whooh! It is a fact though that sometimes they do take a while to grow in. It can be a shock I suppose when you thought you were a young lady to find that you are not. I find that it is important not to dwell on things, and just get on with it, and I suggest you do the same. You’ll have to act in a manly fashion from now on, of course, but it will come naturally after a while. I’m sure you’ve seen men about, just do the things that they do. You must be interested in blogging to be leaving this message here. There are many excellent blogs by the ladies where they complain about the men, so that will give you a pretty good idea how we behave. And you’ll have to excuse me, I seem to have developed an Irish accent along the way today.
Oh, and keep it clean, if you damage this one, its unlikely that it will grow back. Its not a lizard’s tail, after all. (Or perhaps it is. You’d better get that checked out. If you are just suffering from ingrown lizard, you may not have to change your life that much at all. Unless you want to, of course.)
With fond regards and manly greetings,
(and with a hello to Gingerfightback)