WWJCD?

What would Joe Chip do?

A Cry from the Heart

Dear Joe,

 

Help me please!

 

Yours,

Distressed

Dear Distressed,

Thats just lazy.  What the hell am I supposed to do with that?  You and your problems can just bugger off.

Yours,

Mr Chips

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Dear Sir Joseph,

I am worried that I will have no-one for Valentine’s Day.  What should I do?

Yours,

Elly-Mae

Dear Elly-Mae,

I honestly thought that you had written Vaseline Day.  What sort of holiday would that be?  Get that into ya.

Anxiety is born of uncertainty.  You should relax and accept that you will have no one for Valentine’s Day, and your worries will be gone.  You should however worry a bit more about that possible melanoma.  I’m sure it will be fine, but please see a doctor about it.  Vaseline won’t help.

Yours,

The Chippiest

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